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What if These Bollywood Dialogues Were In UP-Waali English!


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Devashish Vaid
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We all have heard it from Sir Bachchan that English is a very “phunny” language. But it’s even funnier when we Indians instead of using UK English, use UP English.

There is nothing more adorable in this world than a UP-waala speaking fluent UP English. So, as we all know many times in our conversation we use Bollywood dialogues, have we ever thought if these Bollywood dialogues were not in Hindi, not even in English, but UP English!

Khurki brings you the UP English translations of these super-hit Bollywood dialogues..

“Kaun kambakth hai jo bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai. Main toh peeta hoon ke bas saans le sakoon”

UP-English: “Who is the fool, who drinks to bear. I drink to breath.”


“Kitne aadmi the”

UP-English: How Many Man Was?

Amitabh: “Aaj mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai…..tumhare paas kya hai?”

Shashi Kapoor: “Mere paas Maa hai”

UP-English: Today, I Have house, motor, and money, what do you has?

UP-English : I has Maathar!”

“Don ka intezaar toh gyraah mulko ki police kar rahi hai, par Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai”

UP-English: “11 Country Police Is Waiting For Don, But To Catch Don Is Not Only Tough But Unpossible”

“Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh milti gayi My Lord, par insaaf nahi mila”

UP-English : “Date On Date, Date On Date, Date On Date, All I got ‘Milord’ But No Justice Got”

“Koi baat nahi Senorita, bade bade deshon main aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai”

UP-English : It’s Ohk Sarita, In Big Big Countries Small Small Talks Happens

“Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost”

UP-English: “Film Is Not Yet ‘The End’ My Friend”

“Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di, fir main apne aap ki bhi nahi suntaa”

UP-English: “Once I Done Commitment, Then I Can’t Listen To Me.”

“Filmein sirf teen cheezon ki wajah se chalti hain: entertainment, entertainment, entertainment. Aur main entertainment hoon!”

UP-English: “Film Walks Because of Three Reasons, Entertainment, Entertainment, Entertainment. And My Self Entertainment!”

“Kutte main tera khoon pee jaunga..”

UP-English: “You Dog I Will  Pee Your Blood”

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