10 Why do you love me?
I love you baby because you are good at everything. You kill me with your looks and seduce me with the brilliance of your brains…:)
9 What is that one thing you hate about me?
Avoid answering this. It is a very-very tricky question and you will be good if you say your imperfections are just perfect baby!
8 Do I look fat in this dress?
Only NO must be answer to this question! But, be careful…don’t stutter, don’t hesitate. Even if she looks like a donut with cream on top in that dress, just say NO! Or turn around the question: PHAT…Pretty Hot And Tempting! Of course….
7 Are you tired?
Even if your legs feel like dead wood and your eyelids are begging to shut shop, do not answer this question in the affirmative. Instead, say no, I can talk and then hug and sleep any way.
6 Do you remember which day is today?
Lol…it could be your ‘first met in the restaurant’ anniversary 😉
5 That girl is hot…isn’t she?
And you know what, you never say yes. In fact, you say no no no. Not more than you darling 😉
4 Do you watch porn?
Whether you say yes or no, either way you are dead meat. This you decide by your own. Sorry, no tips to offer 😉
3 Are you forgetting something?
Time to take a quick recap of the times since you met her. Real tricky. Happy Thinking 😉
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So you think I am ugly/dumb/disgusting/lame/stupid?
No baby no, you are the BEST! I love you :*
1 Tell me more about your ex. How was she?
Give the bitchiest possible description ever. Trust me, it is going to be remembered WORD BY WORD.
