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Essentials For A Well-Planned, Grand Punjabi Vacation!

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Priya Aurora
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A Punjabi vacation is a grand affair. They start talking about it many months in advance and the whole neighbourhood knows every detail.

If you are a non-Punjabi, then this post will surely enlighten you on what to expect from such a vacation.

1. They will welcome you with tight hugs and lots of kissing and cuddling

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Be wary of the old aunties and uncles, they just don’t want to let go.

2. They will always find you undernourished and anaemic

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But that’s just a reason to feed you loads of ghee and butter while you are there.

3. The feasting will go on 24/7

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If you are on a diet, we suggest you leave it at home, as these guys just don’t take no for an answer.

4. Get ready to gossip about each and every relative in the family

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And after all the bitching they go – Saanu Ki!!

5. The evenings are spent playing cards, board games and blocks

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And some of them are very bad losers, so be ready for angry outbursts.

6. A few crying and sobbing sessions are a must

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We don’t know why, but the holiday is incomplete till the time some old skeletons are not pulled out of the cupboard.

7. The chittar session/bum spanking session is not to be missed

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The elders get some secret pleasure by knocking some sense into us. But we are what we are because of this grilling.

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