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Say These Things In Delivery Room At Your Own Risk!

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Vishal Kapoor
Vishal Kapoor
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For men, being able to comment on any issue may seem very casual. But, here’s your warning that saying something inside the delivery room during or after your baby is delivered might turn up to become a big issue. Remember, you’re most likely a sitting duck if you say anything…Yes, anything because whatever you say can be and be sure will be held against you in future. Be careful boys before any apple falls on your head:

Can I turn the TV up? I can’t hear over your moaning

The look you get after this would be enough for the rest of your life. Wish you all the luck!

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I can understand what you’re going through

No, you can’t you dumbass.

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Where does it hurt?

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One question she too will ask, the very next day! It’s not she who’s wrong nor is the situation… But your untimely and unwanted advice or remark might irritate the hell out of her which certainly doesn’t fit in the situation. Get the right statement and correct the timings, in case you don’t want to get insulted in front of the newborn.

Relax, it’s fine…

All that fine’ness’ shall suddenly turn upside down just after this statement.

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Dare not show your teeth

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If they really mean something to you.. Otherwise, it’s your choice buddy as someone truly said, ‘Never was anything great achieved without danger’.

How soon can we have sex?

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Once she gets off the bed! 🙂

That wasn’t so bad, was it?

Precaution: Maintain DISTANCE!!!

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So beware and know the difference between a woman in love and a woman in labour!

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