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10 Simple Knock-Knock Jokes To Help You Become The Party Favourite

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Knock-Knock jokes started pouring in after a 1936 Associated Press newspaper article said that “What’s This?” has given way to “Knock Knock!” as a favorite parlor game. The article also said that Knock-Knock seemed to be an outgrowth of making up sentences with difficult words, an old parlor favorite.

There are loads of ways to make people smile and for the ones who love each other the best are teasers, and knock-knock jokes tops the list of short and sweet single line tease jokes.

So let’s begin the fun. Knock-knock, are you reading?

1) Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee, who?
Any one you like!


2)Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Bantu!
Bantu Who ?
One Two Three Four!


3) Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce!
Lettuce Who ?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.

4) Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Honey Bee!
Honey Bee Who ?
Honey, be a dear and get me some juice.

5)Knock Knock
Who’s There?
A Broken pencil.
A broken pencil Who ?
Oh never mind it’s pointless.

6) Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Cow says!
Cow says Who ?
No silly, a cow says Mooooooo!

7) Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herd.
Herd who?
Herd you were home, so I came over!

8) Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Mikey !
Mikey Who ?
My-key does’t fit in the key hole.

9) Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Atch!
Atch Who?
O my dear God, Bless you

god bless u

10) Knock Knock
Who’s There?
I am!
I am Who?
You don’t know who you are?

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