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Indian Ways Of Winning Over Girls That Are Absolute Failures!

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Devashish Vaid
Devashish Vaid
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Winning over girls was never an easy task for Indian men. They try hard but end up being rejected. And before your brain starts screaming “Aise thodi hota hai“, there are reasons for us being such losers. Yes, most of us are big time losers, & that is not a generalized statement. Not every Indian guy sucks at winning over girls. But most of us do screw our chance. Our films threw at us such tricks that made us lose at wooing girls. The best idea of a Bollywood film was to send nakli gunday, then you beat the sh*t out of them and boom the girl is yours. The very next scene would be both singing and dancing in mountains or public parks. So we have prepared our list what NOT TO use for winning over your love interest.

How we boys suck at this…

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Roaming outside her house, following her at school & tuition and where everpossible. This is certainly the most unsuccessful idea ever to get a girl.

Hitting on her and her friends

The problem with India is for one girl there are at least 4 guys. So they are so desperate to get a girl that they end up hitting on every girl. For instance when you find the girl you are hitting on has hotter friend, you might think that if not her why not her friend.

Proposing when drunk

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That’s the biggest mistake ever you can make to ruin your chance. Getting drunk and calling up your crush is the BAD idea.

Direct Marriage Proposal

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There’s a girl you don’t even know, or know a little and your first expression is, “will you marry me”. How on earth do you think that’s a good idea?

Showing off money &/or power

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“Jaanti hai mera baap kaun hai”, or sending her your pictures showing such stuff, where you are showing off. And that’s exactly when you lose your chance.

Telling her that you are senti about her

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What really scares any girl would be an obsessed lover. No girl would want the Shahrukh Khan of Darr. If you want to be SRK, be the one he was in Mohobbatein.

Arranged marriage

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And that’s how they pick up girls in India. Tell your parents that you like Sharmaji’s daughter. Your parents will tell this to Sharmaji and he will make his daughter marry you. Trust me if you are planning to throw this at your crush, you will never have her completely.

Beating her guy friend or boyfriend

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Aahh! the typical Hindi movie scene. Every guy who is after your crush is a villain. And you gotta beat him black and blue.

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