10 Questions Your Girlfriend Asks, But Are Best Unanswered!

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Why do you love me?

I love you baby because you are good at everything. You kill me with your looks and seduce me with the brilliance of your brains…:)

What is that one thing you hate about me?

Avoid answering this. It is a very-very tricky question and you will be good if you say your imperfections are just perfect baby!

Do I look fat in this dress?

Only NO must be answer to this question! But, be careful…don’t stutter, don’t hesitate. Even if she looks like a donut with cream on top in that dress, just say NO! Or turn around the question: PHAT…Pretty Hot And Tempting! Of course….

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Are you tired?

Even if your legs feel like dead wood and your eyelids are begging to shut shop, do not answer this question in the affirmative. Instead, say no, I can talk and then hug and sleep any way.

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Do you remember which day is today?

Lol…it could be your ‘first met in the restaurant’ anniversary 😉

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That girl is hot…isn’t she?

And you know what, you never say yes. In fact, you say no no no. Not more than you darling 😉

Do you watch porn?

Whether you say yes or no, either way you are dead meat. This you decide by your own. Sorry, no tips to offer 😉

Are you forgetting something?

Time to take a quick recap of the times since you met her. Real tricky. Happy Thinking 😉

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So you think I am ugly/dumb/disgusting/lame/stupid?

No baby no, you are the BEST! I love you :*

Tell me more about your ex. How was she?

Give the bitchiest possible description ever. Trust me, it is going to be remembered WORD BY WORD.

Amneet Kaur
Amneet Kaur
Pure Punjabi blood, with a sarcastic Indian within me, brings the 'Khurki’ in me alive...No pun intended!

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