Achhe Din are here and the Ministry of Moral Character is in action.
The days when a porn video from websites similar to tubev was available just at a click are gone. Thanks to the Bharat Sarkar, this weekend they were so vella that they decided to snap fun out of our lives. The government has banned more than 800 porn websites and many others are under scanner.
Welcome to the era where the government gets sadistic pleasures in banning. That’s why every few days we get some news or the other about a ban in the name of being anti-social. I hope they don’t ban websites similar to cartoonpornoxxx!
So if you will try to open your favourite porn website, the Ministry of Moral Character will tell you this:
“This site has been blocked as per the instructions of Competent Authority”
And your first reaction will be like:
“This website has been blocked as per the instructions of Competent Authority”, says the msg. Wait. “Competent” in what? Porn ? #PornBan
– Sujata Sahu (@sujatasahu) August 3, 2015
Several popular websites like Pornhub.com, Brazzers.com, Xvideos.com, Redtube.com, Bangbros.com. But the only place where we are heard, not actually heard but re-tweeted, or Favorited, Twitter reacts in the best way possible-
What do I do with this 4G data plan? #PornBan – Ankur Sharma (@Krur_Singh) August 3, 2015
Things like the #PornBan don’t piss me off as much as frustrate me about the ignorance of those that have lawmaking authority.
– Payal Puri (@payalpuri) August 3, 2015
It is Section 69 of IT Act, but WTF you nailed it dude!
#Irony : Indian govt blocks porn sites under the section ’69’ .. wait for it .. ‘A’ #PornBan #69 – Krish (@Krishari92) August 3, 2015
very soon under make in india initiative ramdev wil release patanjali bhartiya sanskaritik daviya smabogh cd/dvd and site divyatube #PornBan
– PORUS YADAV (@KING_PORUS) August 3, 2015
#PornBan ? …No PM @narendramodi just taking revenge of @SunnyLeone ‘s @google ranking ! – Akash Singh Rajput (@TheAkashRajput) August 3, 2015
Mantra For Life After Porn Ban for pages like the collegeporn.xxx official website…
Ayyoooo! RT @veejaysai “Om Pornamadah Pornnamidam Pornat Pornamudachchate” – Mantras to cure the Govt.’s #pornban #FacePalm
– Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) August 3, 2015
One thing to be sure… this #PornBan will create awareness. People wud dig out many obscure sites @Insane_chorri https://t.co/6bx443i2uf – Lalit Sahoo (@justlalit) August 3, 2015
This #PornBan must have devastated some MLAs. Now they’ll have nothing to do in Parliament.
– Sangita Nambiar (@Sanginamby) August 3, 2015
Still allowed to visit or have they locked the gates? Asking for a friend. #PornBan pic.twitter.com/1a5Bdk6cIq – Papa CJ (@PapaCJ) August 2, 2015
In a country where the Prime Minister and apparent Leader of Opposition are bachelors, Porn is banned. Unfair.. I say unfair. #PornBan
– Tinu Cherian Abraham (@tinucherian) August 2, 2015
Stop crying over the #PornBan. The government will make sure that you get fucked. – Priya Sometimes (@PriyaSometimes) August 1, 2015
Earlier: BJP = Bhartiya Janta Party Now: BJP = Ban JoBhiManKiya Party #PornBan
– ???? (@FaaduTweets) August 1, 2015
Yeh Toh Desh Ki Mahilaaon Ke Khilaaf Ho Gaya!
And I just read an article a few days back, women are enjoying watching more porn post a survey. Ironic much? #PornBan – SD (@TheScotchGirl) August 1, 2015
I wonder who is going to go on a hunger strike for the #PornBan in India.
– Kiran Valake (@kiranv3091) August 1, 2015
Can’t exactly tell if xvideos was blocked or its just Vodafone network. #PornBan – Err (@Errendous) August 1, 2015
Here’s is the Part 2 Of RGV ki AAG!
Considering the sheer popularity of Porn whichever government owns up to banning it is sure to be wiped out of existence in next election
– Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) August 1, 2015
Government should work on finding ways to steer the content not to go in wrong directions rather than to block it – Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) August 1, 2015
To deprive consenting adults of the harmless fun they ar having of watching porn is equivalent of what Taliban nd Isis is doing to freedom
– Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) August 1, 2015
To ban porn saying it will be seen by who shouldn’t see it is like saying to stop traffic because there will be accidents – Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) August 1, 2015
I frankly find this worry of children watching porn is foolish because if they are not yet sexually awakened it would mean nothing to them
– Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) August 1, 2015
I wouldn’t be surprised. Ironically, banned by the same party whose MPs were caught watching porn in parliament. https://t.co/qcUmiQm0kY – VISHAL DADLANI (@VishalDadlani) August 1, 2015
So India bans porn. Will this decision lower the cases of sexual violence or increase it. I wonder. http://t.co/q4r3zQdbvY
– Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) August 2, 2015
And side-effects of PornBan…
Stuff is just stuff. Its only when we start getting stuffed with stuff, it stops being stuff. Thats when we need to get stuffed! – Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) August 2, 2015
Do you guys remember this year old video of AIB?
