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Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His P@#*S For Holy Milk!!

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Over the last few months, several stories about Pastors have surfaced , which have brought shocking revelations, and left lots of people wondering what maybe happening.

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Here’s yet another one which has actually shaken me to the core..!!

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Pastor Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, 59, was arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil, for raping several women attending his church. He gave as an excuse that his reproductive organs had been consecrated with “divine seminal fluid of the Holy Spirit.”

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This evangelical pastor from Brazil, persuaded his followers that he practiced his strange beliefs because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred.

He flaunted that his reproductive organ was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated it with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, he had to go around evangelizing.

Valdecir even abused some elderly, and defended himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel who gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’.

Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said, “Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his reproductive units in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid.”

Ohkay..now that’s gross..!!

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