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20 Chalkboards That Compel You To Enter The Bar!

Chalkboards are multipurpose. They are a great advertising tool, which, if used well, would attract more business. They also end up being signatory to a specific restaurant or service – something that would eventually become your identity.

A funny, witty and humorous chalkboard would definitely assure a client of a good time. The positioning is the next important aspect to be factored in. Placed inside a restaurant, only those coming inside would notice; placed in the window, can skip attention; placed outside the restaurant or side-walk, definitely attract!

But how many of us do remember the catchy liners on chalkboards of bars and restaurants?

1. Domestic violence, eh!

doemstic violence

You’ll definitely not store it in your gallery, if you’re a violator!

2. High-priced gifts for you

Time to shake hands!!

3. Choose and eat, wisely

I choose to ignore people who judge me on my food xD

4. Any spoiled brat out there?

Caution : Don’t carry your gf along.

5. For those lazy lads

That’s probably no less than an Oscar winning moment.

6. For the lovers of wine!

LOL…Now, this must be under the influence of wine!

7. And after you’re done with the wine…

I’ve read it, but I wanna see if they’re honest.

8. JACKPOT

But did they mention the gender of bartenders?

9. Another one for pig lovers

That’s in case you might go against your gf to prove your love for the food.

10. Heart aches

But at least direct us to some ‘sex sells’ place!

11. Discrimination

What about ‘others’?

12. That sarcastic wannabe

Throw’em all, I’m coming!

13. This bar should be demolished

And you thought bars had women waiting for you.

14. They’re just being honest


Truth hurts is what they say.

15. Bars are not for children

Too much booze can result in this.

16. Friday special

Wow. That was the deal worth waiting for!

17. Whiskey is the key

Mom it was just a whiskey in a bowl of soup. Is that wrong?

18. Druggers

This is no place to play Treasure Hunt.

19. Is that an insult?

These solid reasons won’t hold you back

20. Grape’y things

Ohh, let me know when the fresh ones arrive.

Comment below if you have something sarcastic on mind!

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