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20 Chalkboards That Compel You To Enter The Bar!

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Chalkboards are multipurpose. They are a great advertising tool, which, if used well, would attract more business. They also end up being signatory to a specific restaurant or service Рsomething that would eventually become your identity.

A funny, witty and humorous chalkboard would definitely assure a client of a good time. The positioning is the next important aspect to be factored in. Placed inside a restaurant, only those coming inside would notice; placed in the window, can skip attention; placed outside the restaurant or side-walk, definitely attract!

But how many of us do remember the catchy liners on chalkboards of bars and restaurants?

1. Domestic violence, eh!

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You’ll definitely not store it in your gallery, if you’re a violator!

2. High-priced gifts for you

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Time to shake hands!!

3. Choose and eat, wisely

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I choose to ignore people who judge me on my food xD

4. Any spoiled brat out there?

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Caution : Don’t carry your gf along.

5. For those lazy lads

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That’s probably no less than an Oscar winning moment.

6. For the lovers of wine!

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LOL…Now, this must be under the influence of wine!

7. And after you’re done with the wine…

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I’ve read it, but I wanna see if they’re honest.

8. JACKPOT

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But did they mention the gender of bartenders?

9. Another one for pig lovers

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That’s in¬†case you might go against your gf¬†to prove your love for the food.

10. Heart aches

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But at least direct us to some ‘sex sells’ place!

11. Discrimination

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What about ‘others’?

12. That sarcastic wannabe

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Throw’em all, I’m coming!

13. This bar should be demolished

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And you thought bars had women waiting for you.

14. They’re just being honest

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Truth hurts is what they say.

15. Bars are not for children

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Too much booze can result in this.

16. Friday special

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Wow. That was the deal worth waiting for!

17. Whiskey is the key

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Mom it was just a whiskey in a bowl of soup. Is that wrong?

18. Druggers

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This is no place to play Treasure Hunt.

19. Is that an insult?

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These solid reasons won’t hold you back

20. Grape’y things

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Ohh, let me know when the fresh ones arrive.

Comment below if you have something sarcastic on mind!

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