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Excuses Men Make When Caught Masturbating!

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Recent studies have proved that masturbating is good for health, making it no surprise that men regularly visit amateur livesex sites to get their masturbating fix when they need it. Let’s be honest, how can they help it? With sexy women posting their bodies everywhere, it must be torture, so it’s a good thing masturbating is good for you. it is known to improve your libido, and also protect you from prostrate cancer. Some like to add a Fleshlight into the mix to keep things spicy. If you wanted one, use some of these coupon codes. Men have even been known to enjoy uk sex lines to make masturbation a bit more adventurous when they feel like experimenting. Single men enjoying these services significantly more than their coupled counterparts.

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But what do you do if somebody walks in, when you are at the job. Ouch! That can be awkward and very embarrassing. These health benefits don’t come instantly to your mind, when your partner catches you with your family jewels in your hand.

But we thought of some smart lines that you can use, if you get stuck in a tricky situation like this.

1. My hand was so bored, so I thought I’ll keep it busy.

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By admitting to it, the matter might not get so serious.

2. I was feeling so ignored, that I decided to do something about it.

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Well you can’t blame the man, if you have a headache every night.

3. I needed a quick stress buster.

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A bad bedroom scene can strain any relationship. You either talk about the issue in hand or relieve the stress at the first opportunity.

4. I love being with you, but I love this too.

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It has been scientifically proven that masturbating releases oxytocins and dopamine which can make you feel happy instantly. Instant gratification people!

5. Hi! Come and join the party!

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When you ask her to join the party, you make her feel wanted and invited.

6. All men do it, don’t you know?

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If you think only being defensive will get you out of a tricky situation, try that.

7. I have been doing it since I was ten.

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If you make it look like an ordinary thing like drinking coffee, nobody will make you feel guilty.

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