22.1 C
New Delhi
Monday, October 18, 2021

And You Thought Early Risers Didn’t Face Any Problems? Hah..!

Humour

Amneet Kaur
Pure Punjabi blood, with a sarcastic Indian within me, brings the 'Khurki’ in me alive...No pun intended!

Are you one of those people who rise before dawn and never need an alarm clock? Yes? Hats off to you guys. I know for sure that it’s not easy being an early bird. Waking up early might have its advantages like you can do everything on time but you know what, people who wake up naturally, every day without fail also struggle with various issues. Khurki has some problems that early risers can relate with…

It’s dark outside

You can’t go out because it’s dark and scary. Also you can’t rest more because your body clock doesn’t allow you to do the same. Again, the trouble of what to do now? Sigh…

via GIPHY

You have to maintain silence

Early risers hate to tiptoe around the house when they wake up because they don’t want to wake up anyone else.

via GIPHY

You feel lonely

Your only partner by that time is Facebook, Instagram or news websites. You possbly can’t think of bothering someone at 4 or 4:30 am, so you find company in the social media.

via GIPHY

No one to give bed tea

By the time housemates are awake, you would have made tea and had it too. Just once, you would surely like to wake up to a hot cup of tea…but no…it can never be a reality for early risers.

via GIPHY

There’s nothing to watch on TV

You have to be very careful while switching on TV or music. And if you do switch it on, on it has be low volume. Add to it the unfortunate fact that there’s absolutely nothing interesting on TV. TV stations don’t believe in “early to bed and early to rise” funda. Sigh

via GIPHY

Can’t make any calls

Another big problem is when you are up at your routine time and want to be use the time for trouble shooting, but no customer support phone lines or online chats are active. Sad, no? And moreover, you have to wait for hours to start your business.

via GIPHY

Noon? You mean naptime

If you have been waking up at 4:30 every morning, then it’s obvious for you to get pooped out by noon. And all you would want is a nap than wasting your time on lunch.

via GIPHY

Oh it’s 9:30…okay good night

This is very natural with early risers. Getting up early means you have to go to bed early to get your full 8 hours of sleep and for that you have to be a cranky toddler, which sometimes is very embarrassing.

via GIPHY

- Advertisement -spot_img

More articles

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

148,897FansLike
631FollowersFollow
266SubscribersSubscribe
- Advertisement -spot_img

Also From The Author