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Farts Are Essential….Khurki Assigns Them Celebrity Name!



Farts are an integral part of our lives. Without them, you might not be able to survive even. Existence of a human body without a fart is impossible. Yet, they are ignored and considered disgust.

But this injustice with farts will end here and now.

Khurki assigns celebrity name for farts, hoping it might give the fart a better standard value.

So, feel free in front of Khurki. Don’t hold your breath, just release your fart. Then, find out what is the celebrity name of your fart.

If a fart comes with a gap of micro seconds, like kkkkkkkiran: Shahrukh Khan Fart

If  the fart comes and turns out to be super hot: Sunny Leone Fart

Sunny Leone

If the fart is too loud, yet useless: Rahul Gandhi Fart

Rahul Gandhi

If the fart is too long: Modi’s I-Day Speech Fart


If it comes with a Kick: Salman Bhai Fart

If it makes international music sound: A R Rahman Fart


If it comes silently: Obviously, Manmohan Singh Fart


If the fart is waiting for two other farts: Rakhi Gulzar Fart


If the fart is a epic fail: Kejriwal Fart


If you forget to fart: Ghajini Fart


If your fart burns calories: Bipasha Basu Fart


If your hips lie when you fart: Shakira Fart


If your fart gives you a tickle: Kapil Sharma Fart

If your fart is loud and non stop: Arnab Goswami Fart

Arnab Goswami

If your fart is peace full: Ravi Shankar Fart

If your fart travels the world: Modi Fart


If your fart comes with lot of shit: KRK


If your fart is too big and too loud: Dolly Bindra Fart


If Your fart is BIG and unclear: Khali Fart


Happy Reading, & Keep Farting!!

Devashish Vaid
Devashish Vaid
Humour, creativity, writing, travel, music and non-stop chattering describe me the best!!! Find me on: Facebook |  Twitter

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