Can I Have A Kiss? I Promise I’ll Give It Back!

Pick-up lines have been in vogue since the Jurassic Age era! But the user needs to be discerning enough to draw a line between being cheesy and so-true-to-heart romantic.

Wow, the world must have ended, coz baby, I’m in heaven

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Baby, you’re out of this world. Do you work for NASA?

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Baby, you better have a licence…coz you’re driving me wild!

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I will love you till a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water

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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for

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Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day

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Let’s be nothing because nothing lasts forever

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Can I follow you home? Coz my parents always told me to follow my dreams…

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You must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my head all day

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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine

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I wanna live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way

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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

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Pick one from here or make your own. In case of latter, do share it with us to add to our list.

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