Can I Have A Kiss? I Promise I’ll Give It Back!

Pick-up lines have been in vogue since the Jurassic Age era! But the user needs to be discerning enough to draw a line between being cheesy and so-true-to-heart romantic.

Wow, the world must have ended, coz baby, I’m in heaven


Baby, you’re out of this world. Do you work for NASA?


Baby, you better have a licence…coz you’re driving me wild!


I will love you till a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water

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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for


Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day


Let’s be nothing because nothing lasts forever

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Can I follow you home? Coz my parents always told me to follow my dreams…


You must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my head all day


Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine


I wanna live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way

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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you



Pick one from here or make your own. In case of latter, do share it with us to add to our list.

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KHURKI is a character who's sarcastic by birth and has sarcasm running in its veins in place of blood. Its bitter-sour tongue gives it the edge!