DISCLAIMER: This post is for humour and entertainment purposes. Any similarities to your personal experiences is sheer chance!
This is one fact that every guy would be in major agreement with: boobs can solve any problem, any fight, any squabble, resolve any stress, anything at all. You need to have your way? Show him BOOBS!
8 He’s angry? Boobs the only solution…
He can never get angry unless you play your part.
7 Sad? He needs Boobs
The spark to lighten his mood…is in you!
6 Irritated? He wants Boobs!
Yeah! To rub off the irritation, a surface is required and if it can be your bust, why not!
5 Confused? Again, Boobs
Boob diffusion might reduce confusion.
4 Happy? Boobs for sure!
The only time when he himself would ask you for boobs.
3
No. No… Don’t let him cry. You have the answer.
2 Wants a breakup? Boobs are compulsory!
Better expose than dispose.
1 Till Doomsday: ‘Boobs’
Are the key to everything….
TRUST me…time, money, loss, profit, friends, parents, career – nothing is of more importance when compared to BOOBS!
