DISCLAIMER: This post is for humour and entertainment purposes. Any similarities to your personal experiences is sheer chance!
This is one fact that every guy would be in major agreement with: boobs can solve any problem, any fight, any squabble, resolve any stress, anything at all. You need to have your way? Show him BOOBS!
He’s angry? Boobs the only solution…
He can never get angry unless you play your part.
Sad? He needs Boobs
The spark to lighten his mood…is in you!
Irritated? He wants Boobs!
Yeah! To rub off the irritation, a surface is required and if it can be your bust, why not!
Confused? Again, Boobs
Boob diffusion might reduce confusion.
Happy? Boobs for sure!
The only time when he himself would ask you for boobs.
Emotional? Yes, Boobs!
No. No… Don’t let him cry. You have the answer.
Wants a breakup? Boobs are compulsory!
Better expose than dispose.
Till Doomsday: ‘Boobs’
Are the key to everything….
TRUST me…time, money, loss, profit, friends, parents, career – nothing is of more importance when compared to BOOBS!