Girls sometimes are uneasy with ‘benefits boys get of being a boy’. So, KHURKI thought about what brings about all the luck for all the boys? And even boys are keen to know if they’re lucky and how or which things make them best comparative to the life of girls!
It’s very simple. Don’t bother about much and just carry on with what God has blessed you with… because most of the people don’t get what you’ve got in LIFE! These are the differences that KHURKI learnt from people:
A vacation for a week requires only one suitcase
Less is more!
You never really have to clean a toilet
A boy can just ‘potty’ it.
Your last name stays the same after marraige
Saif Ali Khan Pataudi or Saif Ali Khan Pataudi Kapoor?
Sex has no relation with the reputation
Typical boy statement: Can we meet, has been a long time? I miss you.
You don’t really need to shave behind your neck
Chiii…. You’re so hairy.
You stay with your family after marraige
Yeah, That’s right.
If you’re 35 and single, nobody notices!
Don’t like someone?
Chocolate is just another snack
Chocolates are louvvvvv!
You can say anything and not worry about what people will think
It’s a guy thing obviously!
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Don’t need to torment yourselves!
People never stare at your breasts when talking to you
She: Where have you kept the money? He: Hmm…
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you using it
How can he imagine her naked even after she says ‘BHAIYA, condom dena!?’
Facial hair are socially acceptable
Naaah, her face is hairy.
Oh boy, you can pee standing
And not mind the sprinkle!
You can eat a banana in public without people staring at you!
It’s a fruit after all…LOL!
Have real ‘Best Friends’ who don’t bitch behind your back
Yes, because they do it on face.
Roam around half naked whenever they want
Boy shirtless no big deal. Girl topless is!
They can have a good beard
Maintain the hygiene boys!
Well, KHURKI totally agrees with girls about the benefits of being a guy! Sorry!