Because Branded Poop Is In Fashion

They all poop in some way or the other (ok…Royal Stag doesn’t).

Be it their products or their promises. They all just poop.

1. I’m sorry but I love Beer more than you

2. No downloading, No bluetooth! Why not rename it to iPoop.

3. For those results of failed contraceptives

4. No apps? Nothing? Are you pooping me?

5. Actually they poop.

6. When we watch their TVCs, it makes us feel as if buying their products will turn us into athletes.

7. This is for wasting our money.

8. That is for the shit plans you offer

9. For all those fake promises, for those ‘achhe din’, for those kala dhaan wapis layenge, for all your foreign trips.