Stop giggling okay..!!
Humans do it and that too quite often.. and it’s healthy.. it’s pleasurable.. it’s ohhh… come back here you... pata nahi bus baat karte jao.. janaab runs towards the washroom for a time alone. Of course, if you ever feel as though you’re jacking it a bit too much, you might want to check out somewhere like newlifehabits.com as this could give you some valuable advice that would make the world of difference.
So who else masturbates?? Ducks?? Lizards?? Sharks?? No No No…
Well, these guys are the closest species to humans and in case you ever visit a Zoo then don’t be shocked if you see a monkey playing around with his man thingi.. or a female monkey using sticks or rocks as dildos.. WTF!!
Hey fishi fishi fishi.. yeah you read that right.. dolphins masturbate too…!!
You might see your cute fish friend rubbing its genitals on the floor or the glass window to get that saaahhhteeesssfaaksheon..!! That’s not German is it..?? LOOOLS
But that’s true my friend. Walrus does use his front flaps to get the feel of eternal bliss.. in case you were wondering that these animals were innocent angels.. now is the time to rethink..!!
Yep.. Mr Happy Feet does it too..!!
Not just this, he does it with his fellow penguins and sometimes doesn’t even spare the junior pingus from the waddle.
Now you know why they walk so slow.. I guess that’s exactly the reason why Mr Bunny won the race… because Mr Turtle was busy masturbating..!!
They make the funniest and cutest sounds while having sex and for masturbation they use anything like shoes or rocks to quench their inner demon…
So, now that you know you are not alone.. go have a guilt free masturbation time..!!