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Are You Dying To Get A Bite Of Maggi? Psst….It’s Available!

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Priya Aurora
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Has your brain stopped working after you stopped feeding it lead from Maggi. Do you have cravings for a bite of Maggi and this is giving you sleepless nights? Don’t worry, as if you still want to kill yourself – GO AND BUY IT IN BLACK!!!

Yes, you heard us right. You can still buy it in black in South Delhi. And before you go out running, it is not making a comeback. Maggi is still lying in the warehouses of stores. And Indians being Indians are selling it on the sly. You can’t blame them, nobody spoke of any compensation for them.

You can buy it in Vasant Vihar. But don’t go out with a ten rupee note in your pocket, a pack of Maggi will cost you 100 bucks now. And you won’t be able to buy more than two packets at one time.

Doesn’t it sound more like a sleeping pill, without which you won’t be able to sleep? And remember all the times that you were rude to the cashier will back fire on you now. As they are only selling it to familiar and polite faces, in black packets.

The store owners are of the opinion that if people want to pay three times for it, why should they throw it. Understandably so, since they make a fortune out of it. You will be happy to know that some stores are also taking orders on phone and will deliver it to your doorstep.

What do we think of it? By now, we must be immune to the lead in it. If foods starts getting banned for adulteration in this country, soon we all will die of starvation!

Khurki loves Maggi:

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