We all have secrets. We all have fetishes. And, we all do stuff that we know there is nothing to be proud of. But, if we mortal human beings living in India won’t do it, who would?
1. Give coins to those little kids begging
2. Bribe the traffic cop to escape the challan
3. Drive through those dark lanes to escape the traffic naka on drunken driving
4. Throw the chocolate wrapper out of your car and crib “India stinks”
5. Dump your dustbin garbage from your balcony and complain “Yeh neeche wale kitna gand dalte hain society mein”
6. Use the office phoneline for romantic conversations
7. Jump the red light at a lightening speed
8. Eat Chutki or chewing gum just to cover that sutta smell “Mummy ko pata chal jayega yaar”
9. Feel really hot about that first cousin of yours
10. Get into your nostril to pull those dirty boogers out
11. Fart out loud in a noisy place
So, if you are a true Indian, raise your hand and admit having done one of these 11 things. We are waiting for your comments in the dialogue box down below.