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11 Things We All Do But Never Admit

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We all have secrets. We all have fetishes. And, we all do stuff that we know there is nothing to be proud of. But, if we mortal human beings living in India won’t do it, who would?

1. Give coins to those little kids begging

beggers
“I hate beggars, but bechare bachhe”

2. Bribe the traffic cop to escape the challan

bribe'
“Sir ji, yeh bachhon ki mithai ke liye”

 

3. Drive through those dark lanes to escape the traffic naka on drunken driving

traffic
“Main Road Par Naka Hai”

4. Throw the chocolate wrapper out of your car and crib “India stinks”

Garbage

5. Dump your dustbin garbage from your balcony and complain “Yeh neeche wale kitna gand dalte hain society mein”

Garbage india

6. Use the office phoneline for romantic conversations

office
“Office wale bhi toh hamara khoon chooste hain”

7. Jump the red light at a lightening speed

“Rok ke dikhaye jiske bum men hai dum”
“Rok ke dikhaye jiske bum men hai dum”

8. Eat Chutki or chewing gum just to cover that sutta smell “Mummy ko pata chal jayega yaar”

chutki

9. Feel really hot about that first cousin of yours

sis
“Par kya karein, sister hai”

10. Get into your nostril to pull those dirty boogers out

nose
“Hope no one’s watching”

11. Fart out loud in a noisy place

"Someone’s let go…….baaaadddd"
“Someone’s let go…….baaaadddd”

So, if you are a true Indian, raise your hand and admit having done one of these 11 things. We are waiting for your comments in the dialogue box down below.

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