Open Letter To Telecom Giant Vodafone From A Hopeless User

Dear Vodafone

Dated 12:Sep:2017

Subject: WTF is wrong with your signal!!

Sir/Madam/ZooZoo,

The day you guys opted for alien like creatures instead of those cute little dogs, you lost it. And I guess your network access is only in the land of damn zoozoos. I a Vodafone customer for almost 8 long years, resident of ‘where Vodafone network doesn’t reach’ . While writing this letter I feel like I am Naseeruddin Shah from the movie A Wednesday. Nothing more but a stupid common man, who is suffering with Vodafone! Kya problem kya hai bhai?

And like he said, “Yeh Acceptable nahi hai!”

You call yourself a telecom giant, but all you have done is making people fool with stupid services. The idea of luring more customers with attractive plans is okay. But what about the existing customers and their problems?

Nowadays, if people see someone on phone struggling with network issues, the immediate response is ‘Vodafone use karte ho kya!”

And these network issues are a safety concern as well, for all who rely on your network.  I honestly feel ki woh Vodafone wala kutta kahin nahi gaya! Bloody I am that dog still following your services in a false hope of no network issue.

And at times you instead of acting like a telecom giant act like my psychopath ex girlfriend. I am with you for so many years I have paid the bills earlier and will pay it this time as well. Might get a little late at least don’t cut my connection. Nope but just cannot trust, neither you nor her, she is my ex now so will be Vodafone.

The network is so bad, that we all have started sounding like zoo zoo to others on phone.

With no due respect, get lost I am porting out!

Tumahra
Ex

 

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